Tom Diliberti

Just found. Can anyone help me ID the kids in this picture?

Barry Manther

That is too funny. Someone must identify the full moon!

Doug Vagts

Joke for the day.

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, are you allergic to anything? He replies, yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee. Ok, have you ever been in the military service? Yes,he says, I was in Iraq for one tour. The interviewer says, that will give you 5 extra points toward employment. The he asks, are you disabled in any way? He says, yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles. The interviewer grimaces and then says, okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am,and  plan on starting at 10:00 am everyday. The guy is puzzled and asks, if the work hour starts from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am? This is a governemtnt job, the interviewer says. For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for tthat.

Gerald Menzel

think the goose can hold us all?

hey i may show up

Bob Wiczorek

Well I have seen only 1 1/2 positive responses for a '59 Class lunch since it was posted.  I guess it is time to shelve the idea for now.

Gerald Menzel

well i and 1/2  shows up  i will buy the beer , you know we have a new brewery at ten mile and jeff.?as for the full moon ,might be chuck dildine 

Len Jacobs

Here's a few for all you engineers out there.              Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said"Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied,"well I was walking along yesterday,minding my own business,when a beautiful women rode up on this bike,threw it to the ground,took off all her clothes and said,"Take what you want."The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,"Good choice:the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."    I will have more in the next few days.

Len Jacobs

Another from Beverly.     A couple wants to make love but their son is in the house.The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son In the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities..."there is ba car being towed from the parking lot."He shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation."An ambulance just drove by."Looks like the Andersons have company."he said. "matt is riding a new bike."Looks like the Jones are moving." "Jason is on his skate board." After a few moments he announced... "the Coopers are having sex."Startled,his mother and Dad shot up in bed.Dad causiously called out"how do you know they are having sex?""Jimmy Cooper is on the balcony with a popsicle!"

Bob Wiczorek

In case any of you missed the profile update, Tom Plesco passed away the end of February.  We enjoyed Tom's participation in our little 59' lunches

He will be missed.

Tom Diliberti

Tom Plesco stated in his profile that he had military service in Isreal. To quote him, he was in the "Mossad (if you believe that I have a bridge 4 sale."

True?

Len Jacobs

Sorry to hear about Tom.Prayers to his family.

Bob Wiczorek

For all your thoughts, thanks.

Diane Young (Jacobs)

Len I need your e-mail address. Randy lost it. Send it to dbjacobs19@yahoo.com. Thanks, Diane

Len Jacobs

Hope things are O.K.Its jakeinmexico@gmail.com

John Switchulis

Rebecca Beehler (Moore)

Quite the fisherman or fishermen.  Nice catch.

Bob Wiczorek

I thought this was worthy of posting. 

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. > He had a large pond in the back.

> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.. ' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.  
 

Tom Diliberti

Dirty old man! I like it.

Len Jacobs

Thanks Bob,Tom and Bill for the birthday wishes.Hope to make the cruise next year.Be well.Lenny

John Switchulis

Jake, happy belated birthday-sorry so late!! Hope all is well with you and Sue!!

Len Jacobs

Thanks Big Guy!Sue and I are well.Would enjoy a visit from you and Nancy.We have lots of room here.Later,Jake

Tom Diliberti

Interresting.

Doug Vagts

Russ Baily  May God Bless R,I,P,

Tom Diliberti

"A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it" Jerry Seinfeld.

Doug Vagts

JOKE OF THE DAY.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive women waving at him. She says, "Hello".

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he ask, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, " I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, "are you the stripper from the bachelor parthy that I made love to on the pool table, with my buddies watching while your stripper partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" 

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No I'm your son's teacher."

Appropiate for LHS website. Hope all is well with the members of the class of 1959.